Welcome to American Idol...

where the excitement never ends.

First there was the "cruel" first results show, where Judd Harris was PUNK'D into thinking he was safe.

Next Mario Vasquez quits for "personal" reasons.

Then the whole phone-number mixup from last week.

Now, Scott Savol is revealed to have assaulted his girlfriend a few years ago. Apparently, he threw a phone on her chest, breaking it in the process.

I'm...stunned. Not sure what to say.